When I walk around any public place recently, I see people carrying water bottles with them, whether it be the massive Stanely Cup, or just a generic reusable water bottle. I’ve always been a big advocate for drinking water, so I love seeing people carrying their water bottles, but how do you know which bottle is for you?
A water bottle can be a deeply personal thing, something you can keep for years and take with you on grand adventures. I used to have a water bottle that I took everywhere, and I would add stickers to it from people and places that I loved. One day I suddenly lost it, and I still miss it on occasion. A water bottle could also just be an afterthought, something you take with you to stay hydrated, but nothing more. It all depends on what type of person you are, and the water bottle you choose could reflect who you are and where you go.
I took a deeper look at what each type of water bottle says about a person, so that you can decide what bottle is best for you!
Hydro Flask:
The classic Hydroflask was a staple of the iconic VSCO girl in 2019. You are an environmentally conscious person who cares about the world and the people around you. You are likely tough and confident, and you inspire those around you while still maintaining your sass. You make do with what you have, and you make sure to protect the planet you’re living on. “I’ve had the same water bottle for three years and I’ve never felt the need to get another one,” says Siena Schaier (‘24) about her Hydroflask. Look Out For: Scrunchies, metal straws, road trips, and beach days.
Stanley Cup:
“I’m basic, and I’m very hydrated,” says Sarah Gallagher (‘24). Stanely has been around for over 100 years, and only recently has the Stanely cup become one of the most popular bottles out there. If you have a Stanely, you like to stay up with the trends and you’re always ahead of the game. You’re likely a very consistent person and you’re great at forming habits. You have a great sense of fashion, but you like to stay comfy until said fashion is needed. You love meeting new people, and you always have something interesting to add to conversations. Look Out For: Ugg slippers, city skylines, extensive Spotify playlists, and shopping sprees.
Owala:
One of the more recently popularized water bottles, Owalas are full of bright colors and handy features that makes this bottle perfect for artists and creatives alike. Your resourcefulness allows you to think outside the box, and you’ll often figure out new ways to see the world. Your creativity allows you to enjoy the small things in life, and your friends might describe you as “granola” or outdoorsy. Madeline Healey (‘25), an ORHS artist, explains how her Owala found her. “I was on a road trip, and I saw it in a Whole Foods. […] I got it on my travels, and it’s been with me ever since… It’s also covered in clay.” Look Out For: Art supplies, spontaneous adventures, local coffee shops, and libraries.
The Generic Bottle:
You’re an honest person who doesn’t feel the need to keep up with trends. You are probably bothered by dishonest, “fake” people, and you surround yourself with loyal friends. Your efficiency is impressive and you’re good at getting the job done. You are great at managing conflicts and your friends and peers have a deep trust to confide in you. “My last water bottle was broken, and I needed a new one, so I got the first one at the store,” says Riley Drapeau (‘24). Look Out For: At-home movie nights, singing in the car with the windows down, fuzzy blankets, and lakeside sunsets.
Nalgene:
You are an old soul. If it worked years ago, why change it now? You’re steady like a rock and never second guess your decisions. “My water bottle can withstand a drop off a cliff,” says Cayden Giordani (‘24). Your sense of adventure is unlimited, and you’re ready for whatever the world throws at you. You enjoy things like hiking and climbing, and it’s your dream to see the world. You’re likely a strong leader and your friends describe you as cool and confident. Although at times you may seem out of touch with your emotions, you’re secretly a very sensitive person. Look Out For: Early mornings, leather wallets, folk music, and hiking boots.
Whichever bottle you choose, remember you can always make it your own with stickers and other accessories. I hope this helped you choose the right bottle for you, so you can make a purchase confidently. Make sure you’re proud of the water bottle you’re using, and most importantly, remember to stay hydrated!
– Micah Bessette
Mouth of the River 
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