When every student walks in freshman year, one of the very first classes they will have to go through is Freshman Exercise Physiology and Wellness (EPW), a class that’s overdue for improvements, and maybe even a replacement. Freshman EPW, which is required for every freshman at Oyster River High School to take, is something lots... Continue Reading →
When I was seven, I learned how to kill. I enjoyed learning, but I wouldn’t call myself bloodthirsty. I’m not sure if anyone has ever asked me whether I enjoy hunting. Which is interesting, because I have both claimed to do it because I enjoy it, and I’ve emphasized that I do it because it’s... Continue Reading →
At the beginning of freshman year, I decided to quit basketball and running to focus on golf. That was one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made. I had been playing a variety of other sports for my entire life. Playing multiple sports growing up affected how I viewed myself as an athlete,... Continue Reading →
As I watched Jeffery Dahmer brutally stab someone on my lap-top screen in front of me, the last thing on my mind was how hot I thought he was. Throughout my whole life, I have always been fascinated with horror, whether it’s fictitious or true. The thing I have found the most fascinating... Continue Reading →
I was in fifth grade the first time I ever held an instrument. It was a cello, as big as I was. The deep shiny wood on the instrument enticed me, as if it was a shiny gold object and I was a fairy looking for treasures. Photo from orhs_noe on Instagram Little did... Continue Reading →
We really love sports here at Oyster River. In fact, over 70% of Oyster River High School students participate in a sport. They build team communities, keep athletes in shape, and can even provide high level athletes with scholarships. JV athletes also benefit from playing sports, but some might argue JV sports are too... Continue Reading →
Content Warning: Readers should be advised this article contains topics of sexual assault, antisemitism, and violence. It’s November 30th. You see the notification drop down: “Your 2022 wrapped has arrived.” This would normally bring excitement, but this year you almost feel dread. You know who is going to be your number one artist... Continue Reading →
Midterm week has always been a topic of stress for students at Oyster River High School (ORHS). Some think midterms are a good way to prepare students for later education, and some argue that we should get rid of them altogether. The one thing no one saw coming was this year's midterm schedule. Midterms... Continue Reading →
You do not owe anything to anyone. Ever. You do not owe them your time, your thoughts, your money, or your things. And you absolutely do not owe anybody mental health support. As high schoolers, we completely engulf ourselves in our social lives, our friendships. We value ourselves based on how many people like us... Continue Reading →
On Wednesday April 14, 2022, I was forwarded an email from Sustainability club advisor, Jon Bromley. It was a chain of back and forth communication between Bromley and a representative from Mr. Fox. I opened this email, almost expecting it to be a shout out from Mr. Fox for all the hard work and effort... Continue Reading →
Mouth of the River 